I wanna be a unicorn

kerryopia:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kalelle:

allthempreg:

#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE

To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.

HNNG.

I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.

a LITTLE turned on?

try A LOT turned on

HEMSWORTH. I have reached lv.4 of fangirl for you.

What are you going to do to remedy this? Oh that’s right, continue to be generally awesome in every way, you son of a bitch. You and Hiddles will be the death of me yet.

You are the only reason I’m deigning to see a movie with Kristen Stewart in it. 

(Source: the-starkster)

squick-too-quick:

r2mich2:

loki-assguard:

luckyhouse37:

That’s right. Those words came out of his mouth so it’s completely true.

OMG IT’S CANON!!!!

YES. 

TRY TO DEFY ME NOW, YOU FILTHY HARLOTS

(Source: genuinesonofabitch)